Firstly, let’s put things into perspective. You don’t owe the examiner anything. But because you’ve paid good money to DVSA, the examiner owes you a good test. That’s what we get paid for. We’re just ordinary people doing the job that we’re trained to do.
And we are ordinary people, just like you. We
- fool around in the office
- argue in the office
- drink lots of tea and probably eat too many biscuits
- sometimes get up late for work in the morning
- get colds
- walk the dog
- go out with friends
- use Facebook (I spend too much time on that!).
All the normal things that normal people do.
During the test, we don’t talk too much because we don’t want to distract you from your driving. Try not to see the silence as awkward. Most people want us to talk to them a little bit. Some gentle small talk can ease people’s nerves and the contact can be reassuring. So, we do make conversation from time to time, but we try to time it so you’re not in the middle of a manoeuvre or having to concentrate particularly hard.
Also, we have to write things down from time to time so that we can keep track of how you’ve done in your test. When we put pen to paper it doesn’t necessarily mean that you’ve done anything wrong. And even if you have, it may not have been anything serious, so don’t worry when we start scribbling.
Sometimes people are worried about making a fool of themselves in front of us. We do see some funny sights on test and many silly mistakes – it’s part of the job, but we’ll never make you feel self-conscious and will almost certainly have seen much worse. It’s not rare for candidates to try to take us the wrong way up dual carriageways or anti-clockwise around roundabouts!
We’ll always give you a fair test, based on the same standards every time, but examiners make their fair share of blunders too. Here are just a few of mine.
- One Monday morning, at the first junction on the first test, I said, ‘At the end of the world turn left.’
- I have been known to say, ‘At the traffic lights, turn red.’
- On another occasion, as we were walking from the test centre to the car, the candidate informed me that he was colour-blind. ‘That’s OK,’ I said, ‘I’ll bear that in mind. Now would you read the number plate on the red car please?’
So don’t be scared of us. We’re not monsters and we don’t want to frighten you; we want you to do your very best and show us what safe and responsible drivers you are.
Make the most of your test experience, whether you pass or fail. There’s no shame in failing a driving test. I know many examiners who took numerous attempts themselves. It’s not a nice feeling when it happens, but there are almost always positives that you can take away from it. Listen to the examiner’s debrief at the end of the test (they’ll be using the notes they’ve been scribbling to do this) and if you take your instructor along with you they’ll be able to help you understand where you can improve.
Remember, the test belongs to you, not to us. You’ve paid for it. But please be nice to us – we’re human too.